Dear housekeeper, its me Spidaris.
I wonder what I'm about to tell you will bring back some memories.

There was a girl and she kept spiders. So all over the house there were spiders and her house keeper didn't like it. The spiders made webs everywhere and the maid had to clean up everything. There was one spider in particular who made trouble for the maid. The little girl named him Spidaris. The house maid was like an evil monster. Where ever Spidaris and his friends made there beautiful webs the housekeeper destroyed them. The spiders would all tell the evil housekeeper to stop destroying all of there beautiful webs. But the she didn't only destroy the webs but she chased the spiders with her feather duster and broom!
does this housekeeper remind you of someone?
Well i hope whoever you're working for now you aren't running after them with a broom and a feather duster!

Sincerelly, Spidaris.